flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

stunningpicture:

Kids work together to create eternal recess

stunningpicture:

Kids work together to create eternal recess

c1504:

Whenever I need motivation I just google Gordon Ramsey 

c1504:

Whenever I need motivation I just google Gordon Ramsey 

greenseer:

U ever wish u were Mysterious but u can’t stop talking about urself

skullsoftener:

heckstasy:

heckstasy:

I wonder what that Rico kid from Hannah Montana is up to???

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oh ok


im so uncomfortable

greatjaggi:

yanahma:

greatjaggi:

What the fuck is the “super” in superwholock supposed to represent

Sigh. Look at this plebian. Lets get this cleared up once and for all:

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"Super" = Superbad

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"Who" = The Hoobs

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"Lock" = John Locke from Lost

Now can we please never have a misunderstanding about this again

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Well im glad that’s cleared up

  • girl: bae can we...
  • me: nah chill i'm broke as fuck

dutchster:

why is it so hard for me to just sit down and focus on what i- *googles puppies in halloween costumes*

thewicked-eternity